- child I am babysitting: How do you get grownup teeth?
- me: You lose your baby teeth
- child I am babysitting: they fall out!?
- me: they fall out
- child I am babysitting: do you still have your baby eyes?
- child I am babysitting: or did they fall out
- me: you keep the same eyes all your life
- child I am babysitting: *touches eyes* whoa
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You get pixelated during sex too? Thank god, I thought I was the only one!
I found it in a dumpster in the Bronx, so I put it on. But then I was afraid it might have lice, so I took it off. Then I missed having it on, so I put it back on.